Oh.
Hello.
That is, uh, that's Muse.
And time is running out.
Is that the name of the song?
Anyway, hi, it's Adam and Joe here, uh, on XFM 104.9.
We're still filling in for Ricky and Steve.
They're gonna be back at the beginning of November.
Who cares when they're gonna be back?
Everybody cares.
Everybody cares, especially Heat Magazine.
We've been monitoring Heat Magazine's reviews of our shows.
Are you listening, Heat Magazine?
Is anyone from Heat Magazine?
Oh, there it is.
Hello, Heat Magazine.
Yes.
Hello, Heat Magazine.
Have you got the latest gossip?
Oh, yes, we've got it.
Oh, yes.
All the latest gossip.
What's everybody talking about this week, Heat Magazine?
Hey, be careful.
Actually, be careful, Adam.
Do a better voice for Heat Magazine.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
I know.
What's wrong with my voice?
It's not a very flattering voice for Heat Magazine.
That's not the way I speak.
What?
And this week, everyone's talking about J-Lo.
What?
What's wrong with my boy?
That's not true, Heat Magazine.
This week, you claim that everyone's talking about the return of Dirty Dan.
Oh yes, that too.
Who've you been talking to about the return of Dirty Dan?
Have you just everyone on the bus, isn't it?
Like a rambling, shambling old man.
Well, someone mentioned it to us in a meeting.
Our agent mentioned it to us in a meeting.
She said, if you were doing like the Adam and Jo show now, you could do the return of Dirty Dan with the puppet.
That's why we're not doing the Adam and Jo show now.
What happened to Heat Magazine?
Bring back Heat Magazine.
Ah, hello!
So your review of us this week, Heat Magazine, yet again, it doesn't even, well, okay, it says, Adam and Jo, XFM, 1pm, we're dying to see the office Christmas specials, but their filming schedule means we're deprived of XFM, Spinmeisters, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant for yet another week.
Yes, that's right.
Well, the thing is, you've got to remember, Joe, that you are fairly third division, you and Adam, on the celebrity interest.
I wouldn't say that was true, Adam.
Well, it is for hate readers.
No, we were very, very big.
Oh, come on.
I'll finish this interview.
Still, Messrs.
Cornish and Buxton are perfectly able to entertain the bejesus out of you, so let's not panic just yet.
Perfectly able.
Yeah.
That's not very nice, Heat Magazine.
That's just like saying adequate.
Well, it could be worse.
I'm going now, bye!
Bye.
Uh, so anyway, how's your week been apart from the, uh... Shall we play a record?
That was such a great opportunity to play a record.
Bang!
Bang!
A record.
We missed it, but I wanna find out, like, what else is gonna be in the show.
I mean, I can tell you music-wise, listeners, that we've got, uh, smashes... Four stars.
...coming at you from The Strokes, The Sleepy Jackson, The Breeders, The Hot Hot Heat, The Goldfrap.
It's all coming up in the next couple of hours, as well as fantastic competitions.
You might be walking away today or whatever with tickets to Sleepy Jackson.
They're playing at the Astoria.
That's gonna be a good gig on Tuesday.
Fantastic CDs to be won.
You can enter our competition.
We've got another very bad accent for you this week.
What are you doing, Joe?
Sorry, I was just clearing my nose with a sniffle.
Keep going though, it's good.
Don't clear your nose on the radio.
A bit of a loogie.
That's revolting.
On the boil.
You're a revolting person.
I'm just trying to counteract your, you know, rather, yeah it was good, but you know, spiel about what's coming up in the show.
Just trying to balance it with something earthy.
So Joe, you realise we're on, we're on like, we're on the radio, you realise that it's like a radio programme we're doing?
Yeah.
Okay, just checking.
I bumped into your dad on the way to the tube station today.
Did you?
Yeah.
He's- It's not what he told his lawyer.
He, um, didn't want to chat.
I'm pretty sure he was avoiding my gaze as I was walking down the street.
But then I got him just at the last minute and said, hello.
And he said, oh, hello.
You're off to the radio station, aren't you?
I was like, yeah, yeah.
He's like, well, better let you go.
And that was it.
But he says hi, I think.
Well done, dad.
Yeah, well done.
No, that's good.
I like someone who can handle an encounter.
You would have started talking to him about the return of Dirty Den.
About the return of Dirty Den?
Yeah.
No, I wouldn't.
If I'd worked for Heat Magazine, I might, but as I'm a normal person, I wouldn't.
And you went to see Kill Bill.
You've had a movie-packed week.
I've had a showbiz-packed week, Adam.
Kill Bill, and the, uh, early screening of the new Shaun of the Dead film, an early cut, the new zombie film.
I've seen Shaun of the Dead.
By, uh, which is made by the people who made Space, Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and we'll be talking about that later on, but first, music!
Is this Oasis?
Hope not.
Shut up!
That's the Oasis, and stop crying your heart out.
I'll stop crying my heart out when they stop... singing... lovely songs.
They're my favourite.
Joe's going to be unkind about Oasis.
What's wrong with that?
Brian, the producer, just... Why?
Why are you stopping me from... Adam loves them.
I don't like them.
That's good balance.
You love them, don't you, Adam?
Yeah, they're very good.
Mmm, there we go.
So, exciting news for people who eat at Mickey Donald's this week.
Mike Donald's.
Mike Donald's restaurant.
Um, because I ate there this, this, uh, this week.
Did you?
Yeah.
You know, it's, uh, yeah, what did you eat?
I, I ate chicken strips.
Chicken strips?
They tasted like cabbage.
Oh.
It was, you know they've got Mickey D's in, um, hospitals now.
Did they really?
Yeah, you know they've got- that's the way they do catering in hospitals, they have branches of Mickey D's.
Well, when you just go into any Mickey D's now, it's sort of like being in a hospital, in the- a mental hospital.
Yeah.
In that the only people who eat there are mental.
Yeah, well, that's kind of true.
It depends which branch you go into.
Well, I was in Victoria Street, where we used to bunk off school and go and have, um, breakfast at McDonald's when we were at school years ago, but they've refurbished it now, it's got the McCafe and stuff like this.
Anyway, to cut to the chase, uh, when I got- Sorry, do you like this music?
Well, what- what is it?
It's from something, isn't it?
It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it's from a... It's kind of- it
And he's announcing that it's everyone's chance to view a side of McDonald's restaurants that customers have rarely had the chance to see before.
From October the 18th to the 30th, you can step behind the counter to watch our busy kitchen staff in action.
Full stop.
This man actually wrote that sentence.
As part of our new Open Doors program, you'll be able to, among other things, take a closer look at the equipment we use to store and prepare your food, and also witness some of the 100 safety checks that we make daily in every McDonald's restaurant across the UK.
That's not really in there.
No, this is true.
And this is announced by a full-page advert in all the magazines this week, with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 photos of behind-the-scenes at McDonald's, including a toilet door, the bottom of a door, a steel cupboard, a cooker, and a no-entry sign.
What is going on there?
And it says at the bottom, the Golden Arches logo, and the words, I'm lovin' it.
are trademarks of McDonald's, so they've now copyrighted the phrase, I'm lovin' it.
No, they can't have that!
No, they've done it, mate.
And not only that, but they're inviting you to see behind the scenes.
What's Dermot O'Leary gonna do if they've copyrighted I'm lovin' it?
He's gonna have to pay McDonald's a lot of money.
Flippin' A. So let us know if, um, if you're gonna take them up on that offer.
They used to do kids' parties where you could go behind the scenes and go inside the big freezer.
Well, that's not good for kids, though, is it?
Well, some kid, I think, in Atlanta got locked inside the freezer and nearly died.
Well, that's bound to happen.
Uh, uh, yeah, I might get... I'm not sure that really happened.
I think it happened.
Might be an urban myth.
Anyway, sir, that's exciting news for McDonald's fans.
You can see behind the scenes.
If anyone takes the behind-the-scenes tour, we'd love to hear about it.
I guess it's just generally about people's obsession with all things real.
Maybe they think that it's gonna be some kind of crazy reality-type show if they go.
I mean, it's gonna be like real life, I suppose.
Well, it's just gonna be people cooking burgers on cookers.
Yeah, so underpaid, you know... But I suppose not flobbing on them.
No, exactly.
Well, people will be marveling at the high standards, I suppose.
Yeah, the fact that they're not being flogged on visibly.
Yeah, and there's no rats or anything involved.
Yeah.
People will be really knocked out by that.
Yeah.
Well, that's interesting.
Let's hear some more music now.
This is Joe Strummer and the Mascaleros with Coma Girl.
You're listening to Adam and Joe on XFM.
We're filling in for Ricky and Stephen.
hello this is adam and joe uh filling in for ricky and steve on xfm while london's 104.9 this sounds pre-recorded doesn't it yeah that was hello hello hello that was your kids tv voice hello
It's Ad and Joe in Da Bungalow.
In Da Bungalow.
So we're just spending a few minutes at the top of the show here talking about interesting things we've seen in print this week.
In magazines.
In magazines.
Joe was intrigued by the invitation to go behind the scenes at McDonald's.
Can you imagine?
Wow.
Wow.
Um, I was intrigued by- Actually, this was pointed out to me, because I don't actually read the Sunday Times.
Well, you don't actually read.
I don't really read.
Uh, but someone told me that I should check out the bit at the end of the Sunday Times magazine.
It's a Life in a Day, where, you know, you- a person talks about atypical day affairs.
And, uh, last week, it was author Yann Martel, 40 years old, who won the 2002, uh, Booker Prize.
Booker Prize for Life of Pi.
Life of Pi, correct.
Have you read that?
Uh, I haven't.
I've looked at the cover and the back cover and, yeah, so in a way I have.
Yeah, it's the same sort of thing.
What does he say, then?
Well, he's kind of a ponce, and he lives in Montreal, in Canada.
Ponce.
Um, and he, uh, yeah, he's just a bit of a nonce.
Um... He's a nonce as well.
No, he's not a nonce, cos that's... No, that's bad, isn't it?
That's bad, isn't it?
Oh, dear.
Um, he says, among the things he says that stand out are... He talks about food.
What does nonce mean?
It's a kiddie fiddler.
Okay.
I thought it was just someone who sang to the coppers.
Nah.
Alright.
Leave, leave the nonce.
Keep going.
Uh, so Jan says... Stop giggling.
I listen to music while I'm eating, uh, while I'm eating lunch.
I should do a voice for Jan.
Yes.
Well, he's Canadian, so he speaks really, really oddly.
I met a Canadian guy this week.
They do speak very strangely.
Go on, how do they speak?
Like in South Park.
You know, I can't do it.
It's very, very odd.
Oot.
They say... Oot.
Yeah, it's very, very strange.
Well, I can't do that.
Anyway, so he says, food doesn't interest me, though I eat properly to be healthy.
But in the West, we eat much more than we need.
I drink lots of water, but I've never touched alcohol.
I find getting drunk disgraceful.
It's fine for a special occasion, but always on a Saturday night, that's profoundly sad.
There are things in life that elevate you, such as relationships, art, and travel, but alcohol and drugs degrade you.
God, I sound censorious, but they really do.
Do you agree with that, Joe?
Uh, yeah, but that's the point of alcohol and drugs, isn't it?
To get degraded.
Yeah, he's missed the point.
Later on he says, in the afternoon I'll work if I feel like it, or go to a yoga class.
A while back I did it every day, I like being in my body.
It's a book we borrow temporarily.
What?
He likes being in his body, what?
He says it's a book we borrow temporarily, so we should use it while we have it.
It's about facing up to your own mortality.
knowing we're here for a short time and making the most of it.
That's a good voice.
It's not Canadian, but he probably talks like that.
I think he probably does.
And then later on, he says, in the evenings, I'll meet friends.
Writing is an isolating experience and I'm not very social by nature, so I make an effort to go out, maybe see a film or some contemporary dance.
I love everything from arthouse films to the latest James Bond.
Oh, how very, very dangerous and experimental.
The latest James Bond.
Have you seen the latest James Bond?
No.
Oh, it's rubbish.
It's degrading.
It's degrading.
I got so drunk when I saw it, it didn't make any sense to me at all.
James Bond is the video that we borrow.
Because I'm single, he continues, I mainly eat out at the same kind of vegetarian places where I get my lunch.
I'll go home and shower.
I love standing beneath hot water.
that.
And then after I've stood beneath hot water, which I love to do, I crawl into bed and that is a day in the life of Jan Martel, a ponce.
Joe, why are you playing this?
I'm not controlling the desk.
That was just a musical sting to add punch to the end of your riff.
I was so pleased with myself as well, I thought.
What was that, anyway?
I don't know.
What was it?
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I've seen many strange things already.
Bloody wolves chasing me through some blue inferno!
Through some blue inferno!
That was last week's Bad Accent.
We've got another Bad Accent competition coming up very, very, very soon, so stay tuned.
You can win what, Adam?
You can win tickets to see The Sleepy Jackson.
They're gonna be playing at the Astoria on Tuesday, and it's sure to be a very good gig.
Everyone's excited about Sleepy Jackson.
Adam and Joe filling in for Ricky and Steven on XFM.
We've been going through the weirdest stuff we've seen in magazines this week.
So I've got some kind of jazzy commercial-sounding music now.
Yeah.
And our final weird thing we've seen in magazines this week is an advert for a new fragrance for men.
It's called Higher Energy, and it's by Dior.
And there's posters for it all over London on bus stops and on the back of a lot of magazines today.
For instance, on the Independent on Sunday magazine.
And it's a male model, reasonably attractive bloke.
Lisa, you're a lady?
Yeah, he's alright, isn't he?
Looks a bit like a sort of young wino.
I think he's man-tastic.
He's stubbly, he's got long hair, he's looking angry and thick.
And he's got a white shirt on and it's open.
And the thing about this advert is he's got a nipple exposed.
And it's tiny.
Tiny nipple.
It's the tiniest man nipple I think I've ever seen.
And what's more, it's too far over to his right.
the viewers left.
This isn't very good radio, is it?
But keep an eye out for it in the street.
It's a Dior advert.
Tiny, tiny nipple man.
Tiny!
How big are your nipples?
Well, they're bigger than that.
You're obsessed by nipples, Matt.
I'm not obsessed by nipples.
I've noticed that you talk about them a lot more than normal people do.
Well, it's because we were gonna do a thing earlier in our run because someone said there's a sort of golden mean, an absolute average for nipple distribution.
When we were in Japan, it's something like the distance between your nipples should be the same as what?
I'm gonna have to think about this and come back to it, but there is... No, it's the distance between your nose and your... And the nape of your neck.
And, yeah... There's some sort of... Yeah, the perfect attractive... If your nipples are the right distance apart, you are gonna be amazingly attractive.
It's something like your finger span or something, is it?
So if you extend your hand from thumb to index finger, you can touch both nipples.
That doesn't work.
I'm going to think about this and come back to it.
It's a great subject because everyone's got them, Ad.
That's the thing about my radio work.
It really embraces everybody.
You wish.
Subjects like that.
Well, yeah, we'd love to hear from maybe doctors or beauty specialists, anyone who knows the answer to that question.
Is there an ideal distance between nipples?
You know you can email us at adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk, adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk, and we read, or I read all your emails.
I'm like the chick on the Matthew Wright show on Channel 5 who sits in the box with the headphones on.
Yeah, the Wright stuff.
The Wright stuff, yeah.
I'm like that chick.
I read all the emails.
So if you want to send any personal messages to me, Joe, the good-looking one, then just email in.
You're not that perky.
Did you go and see Agent Cody Banks with those girls that emailed you the other day?
No?
I don't remember that email.
Oh, it would have been up for that.
That was filthy, man.
They emailed us and they, I can't even talk about what they said, but they said, uh, if you're up for it, let's go and see Agent Cody Banks.
I'm up for it.
Well, I saw you writing down their number.
I did not write down their number.
Well, listen, after this, we're going to be having our, uh, mystery accent competition, and if you can guess the actor, the accent, and the film, then you will win tickets to see Sleepy Jack.
Can't believe I missed a chance to see Agent Cody Banks.
Just find it, it's in your pocket.
That sounds like, sounds like, sort of, uh, O.A.P.s, that does.
O.A.P.s?
Singing while they wait, wait for their hair to be done.
O.A.P.s would be... And then trying to dignify it with some C.T.A.R.s.
C.T.A.R.s?
Z.T.A.R.s?
Z.T.A.R.s.
Catherine Z.T.A.R.s.
Uh, O.A.P.s would be a good name for Oasis when they get older.
Yep.
Uh, so anyway, bad accents.
Thanks for the support.
He said, yup.
What more do you need?
Uh, well that's... Oh, we've had no emails.
Come on, please email us.
Adamandjaredxfm.co.uk.
That's not true, we haven't had no emails, but we just haven't had the huge rush that I thought would happen when I gave the address out.
Yeah.
Um, yup.
So... They were too shy.
Too she.
Um, well, who was the person that we cut off, the record that we cut off before?
Um, okay, we have had an email about that.
It was Watermelon by the Boxer Rebellion.
You played it accidentally and then ruthlessly cut it off and one listener is a big fan of it.
Well, I'm really sorry, Gina.
Um, it was my incompetence and I'm sure it's excellent and maybe one day we'll play it again.
But listen, it's bad accent time.
If you want to win tickets... God, it's patronising.
Joe, just shut up.
Just go.
Um, Sleepy Jackson, okay?
If you wanna go and have tickets to Sleepy Jackson, uh, then give us a call.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Just looking at you two.
Don't, just don't look at me.
Um, so anyway, okay, okay, listen, I'm gonna play you an accent right now.
Who is the actor?
What is the accent he's doing?
It's pretty, it's kind of obvious.
And what's the film?
We need all three, I think.
We've got to be ruthless, ruthless with this thing now.
So, uh, okay, who's this?
Listen.
Ratty.
We'll be evil and not evil, old man.
Go over to Dr. Lady Mum, gonna be fine now.
All right, so, uh... It's not Jamaican.
Don't give it away, man.
No, it's clearly not Jamaican.
Well, you know, I can tell you that it is supposed to be Jamaican.
It is.
Yeah, we've provided you with one of the answers today.
Now you have to tell us who it is and what film they're in.
That's hard enough.
I'll give you a different snippet right now, listen.
No be a sister, no devil, no doppy.
Everything gonna be irie.
See, you can tell it's Jamaican because of everything gonna be irie.
Because that's what they talk like, the Jamaicans.
All the time, they wonder, everything gonna be irie.
You know what?
Just for a moment, I felt like everything was gonna be irie.
Well, it's not.
It's all going to go wrong.
I'm going to be fine now.
That's pretty easy, come on.
The tickets to Sleepy Jackson are yours.
All you have to do is phone 087008001234 and we will take, I don't know, maybe we'll take the first correct answer we get pretty much, as long as you don't sound like a complete lunatic.
And you'll win those tickets to Sleepy Jackson.
So get phoning right now 087008001234.
Tell us who this is.
No be a sister, no devil, no doppy.
Everything gonna be irie.
everything wanna be irie oh yeah that was the strokes and 12 51 is it time to go to the phone lines to find out what people think who people think that is yeah let's just remind you again of this week's bad accent
your mom gonna be fine no it's kind of Jamaican via hell so let's see I think we've got Dominic on line one Dominic are you there hello hey how you doing hello Dominic yeah very good thanks how are you feeling today good question thanks very much yeah listen let's cut to the quick one no let's go into more detail any pains
No pains at all, no.
No, none at all?
No, none whatsoever.
Feeling fresh and perky?
As a daisy.
As a daisy.
Did you get, did you drink too much last night, Dominic?
I didn't actually, I was driving so I couldn't really drink too much.
Well that's good because it's degrading.
Um, so let's see, who was that accent and what film was it?
I think it was Gary Oldman in True Romance.
Good guess, cos Gary Oldman does play a terrible sort of a white raster in True Romance.
He's a... Quite a frightening white raster.
But unfortunately, not the correct answer.
I'm sorry, Dominic.
But listen, thanks very much indeed for phoning in.
You're welcome.
And well done not drinking and driving.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Have a good weekend.
Okay, let's see, uh, Vaughan, we've got you on line two, I hope.
Are you there?
Hello, Vaughan.
You got me, yeah.
Hello, Vaughan.
How you going?
Where are you calling from, Vaughan?
Uh, I'm just on the A2 at the moment.
Oh.
Vaughn, you're an Australian gentleman and you shouldn't be phoning from your car, you naughty Australian.
It's on the hands-free, so it's not too bad.
That's OK then.
So listen, let's get to it before you get involved in a pile-up.
What is the actor and what film is it?
I think it's Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black.
Oh yes, that's absolutely correct.
Very good.
Vaughn, you're going to see Sleepy Jackson on Tuesday at the Astoria.
Are you excited?
Did you, Vaughan, did you like Meet Joe Black?
Uh, yeah, it wasn't too bad.
No, come on, it was.
You know what, I'd say it actually was too bad.
Nah, come on, I enjoyed Meet Joe Black.
It's awful.
It's whammy-irey.
Alright, it's got that in it, how can you argue it?
It's a stinker.
Well, listen, Vaughan, we're not gonna keep you, but thank you so much for calling in, we really appreciate it.
Congratulations, you're our winner this week for our bad accent competition.
Take care.
Uh, so, there we go.
God, you're getting so slick.
Well, yeah, kind of.
I'm gonna have to start messing things up a bit more.
No, please don't do that.
Well, the slicker you get, the more rubbish I'm gonna get.
Everything wanna be irie.
No, it's not.
Yeah, that's a smash, isn't it?
That's Goldfrap and Twist, the single mix.
That's gonna be out on the 20th of October.
And, uh, it's Brian, our producer's favourite album of the year that that comes from, Black Cherry.
Oh, thanks for telling us that.
So, well, you know, Brian, he's kind of an expert on music and cherries, so he thinks that one's a smash.
Anyway, that's pretty much it for the first hour of our show.
We've got more great music coming up as well as, you know, fascinating rubbish.
And, um, also Ditty's in the Dock, we're gonna be battling it out for again this week.
Joe's gonna be telling you all about the exciting movies he's seen.
I'm gonna be, uh, telling you about my trip to the Q Awards.
All that's coming in the next hour.
It's tedious.
Joe, uh, maybe you could kind of adjust your attitude?
It just sounds boring, that's all.
Well, you make it sound interesting, then.
I just did, by saying it was boring.
Now, you see, that's pathetic.
And, um, I'm going to, um, just talk to you in the ad break.
Okay.
Right, now here's the Smiths.
This is for Andrea, isn't it?
Yeah, it's for Andrea.
assessment.
Yeah, that was Athlete with You Got The Style.
Uh, in the next hour you can expect more fantastic music from the likes of The Dub Pistols, The Coral, Mark Ronson and Ghostface Killer.
That's a good record.
I'm looking forward to that one.
Why?
Because it's a hip-hop record.
Yeah, because I like hip-hop.
You love hip-hop, don't you?
I love hip-hop and there's not enough of it on XFM.
Well, it's kind of an indie, uh, rock station, that's why.
Yeah, but hip-hop's indie.
All the kids are into hip-hop.
Come on, XFM.
Get your act together.
Not everyone likes guitar dirges all the time.
There's other radio stations for hip-hop, Joe.
Did you understand?
Well, there's Choice.
Yeah, but it'd be good if it was a nice mix of, like... Actually, they do play quite a lot of hip-hop on XFM.
It's okay.
Anyway, so we've had a glamorous week, haven't we, Adam?
Showbiz week.
Yeah, because we're D-list celebrities.
F. F list celebrities.
We aspire to D. You went to the Q Awards this week, for instance, didn't you?
Yeah, so I guess that makes me a Q list celebrity.
And what happened there?
You got chatting to some pop stars.
Yeah, I'll tell you about that in a second.
I want to hear about your movie trips.
Okay, well this week I saw a very, very sneaky preview of a new British Zomromcom.
A zombie romantic comedy by the people that made Spaced.
It's called Shaun of the Dead.
It stars Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, both in Spaced.
Uh, Dylan Moran is in there.
Kate Ashfield is in there.
Johnny Vegas?
Johnny Vegas isn't in there.
Why?
Which means it'll probably... well, because... He's got to be in every British film!
Yeah, it's true, isn't it?
Yeah, I don't know.
I can't think of anything nice to say in reply to that.
Was it good?
Uh, it really, genuinely was really, really excellent, because I'm a horror film aficionado.
And, uh, so, and basically, I was hoping it would fail.
Yeah, because... Because I fancy myself as a filmmaker, and I like to see people I know who are making films fail.
And generally, people in Britain like to see British films fail.
Don't we?
There's nothing we like more than something being bad.
But Shaun of the Dead is genuinely, uh, as frightening as American Werewolf.
Is it really?
That's quite a high claim, isn't it?
But yeah, it made me laugh.
It creeped me out.
It's much creepier than 28 Days Later.
Is it?
In terms of depicting what London would be like if it was genuinely, you know, if you just got up on a Saturday morning hungover and London had been infected by zombies.
Which is the premise?
Which is the premise, but the clever thing about it is that's backgrounded.
The filmmakers know that we all kind of know that, so the zombie stuff is backgrounded, and it's a very funny comedy movie with the fact that London is infested by zombies being a kind of obstacle course that people have to get through, but at the same time, it's genuinely gory.
And when does it come out?
Not till next year.
but it is really, really good.
What's the most revolting part?
Well, I shouldn't give away too many spoilers, but Dylan Moran meets a pretty sticky end that's reminiscent of George Romero's Day of the Dead, the third part of the trilogy.
Well, that sounds good, man.
I'm looking forward to that.
It's genuinely, genuinely really good.
And Kill Bill you went to as well?
I went to see Kill Bill, yeah.
So did everybody, I think.
I've seen some pretty stinky reviews for that.
Well, it's not going to please your Tarantino fans who are into the dialogue, because it doesn't have much dialogue.
But if you're into, if you know about Asian cinema, even if you don't know about Asian cinema, it's a really good watch.
The punching, the kicking.
The slicing, the limb severing.
Yeah.
That's the main thing.
Do you know what my potential problem is?
Because I'm not a big sort of Charlie's Angels sassy chick fan.
Is it very heavy on the sassy?
No.
On the sass?
No.
Good.
Because I've had all the sassy chicks I can take.
No, it's brutal, it's hardcore.
Okay.
It's pure, pure killing.
And Lucy Liu, personally, I find her a kind of hermetic.
She's good, man.
She's good in this.
You shouldn't judge her on Charlie's Angels.
I'm judging her on every single thing she's done.
Well, you've seen Cipher, haven't you?
I've seen Cipher, I've seen Ally McBeal, I've seen Charlie's Angels, I've seen various other piles of old... She's good in this.
She gets her scalp severed off, doesn't she?
Well, that's a good enough reason for me to be checking out Kill Bill, I can tell you.
Okay, I'll be telling you all about my exciting trip to the Q Awards after this.
That's the trills with Big Sir.
I've had a complaint in, Adam.
What have you done?
That I ruined part of Kill Bill by saying what happens to the lady.
Who, Lucy Liu?
Yes.
Lucy Levertree.
We've said it once and again, I swear that's not, that's not spoiling anything.
Yeah, there's a whole other film to come anyway.
Yeah.
So, yeah, hold your horses there.
Now you were complaining that we weren't allowed to play, uh, Where Is The Love by, uh, the Black Eyed Peas.
Yeah, Britain's number one.
Yeah.
Has been for the last six weeks.
And we're not allowed to play it because it's not on the XFM guest, uh, guest list?
Playlist.
Where is the love?
What's wrong with the world, mama?
Where is the love?
People living like they ain't got no mama.
It's down at the end, on the left.
It's like people addicted to the drama.
Our producer's holding his head in his hands.
Where is the lav?
Where is the lav?
Is that not how it goes?
No.
Okay, then.
It should do.
So, the thrills were at the Q Awards.
I met the thrills, and they seemed like a lovely bunch.
Of coconuts.
Of coconuts.
No, they were very nice.
Um, and I had a pretty good time.
I was accepting an award on behalf of Nigel Godrich, Radiohead's producer who couldn't be there.
partly I think because Radiohead seemed to have had some big argument with Q and they boycotted the ceremony, they just didn't turn up.
And they won best act in the world today.
And rather than any kind of video or speech or anything, there was just a thing that came up on the video screens that was just a picture of Radiohead with flames leaping round it with just a typed message saying, Radiohead are not talking to Q.
And that was the end of that.
But they still get the award.
They still get the award because it's voted for by the readers of Q and not by, uh, the Q people themselves.
So nobody came to pick it up on behalf of them?
Nope.
Absolutely not.
Hmm.
But anyway, Nigel hasn't fallen out with Q. I don't think he just wasn't able to make it because he's working on the Divine Comedy album.
Right.
So I picked it up in, on his behalf and, uh, you know, it was okay.
I had a pretty good time.
And, uh, if I... Did you, hang on, did you make us any sort of a speech?
Yeah, I, I made a, I sort of pretended that Nigel was, um, had given me a note.
But he hadn't?
No.
Had he told you anything to say?
No, he just, he just said, if you, he said, I, I can't make it, it would be great if you could pick it up and just left it to me.
Yeah.
He did, he, yeah.
So, what?
What are you going to say, Mr. Sarcastic?
No, so you got up on stage and you said?
Got up on stage and said something like, I've just been handed this note from Nigel Godrich.
Which was a lie.
Which was a lie.
But there was a point, it was a jokey note.
It said something like, I'm not going to make it to the Q Awards because I can't be bothered.
I'm going to sit at home and watch Maiden in Manhattan with Tom York.
And anyway, why would I want to go to the Q Awards?
It's a load of crap and etc, etc.
And then it said, if I do win, please could you read out the message on the other side?
It's like I'd read out the wrong part.
You see?
Ah.
Ah.
So, there we go.
Wow.
The Q Awards.
The Q Awards.
It was fun.
I met Kevin Rowland from Dex's Midnight Runners.
That was amazing.
Wow.
And I met Hamar Superstar.
He seemed sort of confused and underwhelmed.
And, um, who else did I meet?
Oh, I said hello to Alex James from Blur.
He was really nice.
And he very satisfyingly said to me, um, I said, where are you living these days?
And he said, well, I've just bought a house, a very big house in the country.
So I was pleased by that.
Do you think any of these people are currently telling people that they met you?
No.
No, I'm almost certain they're not.
You don't think Kevin Rowland's going, oh yeah, I met Adam from Adam and Joe yesterday?
Well, actually, he said to me, uh, I've been trying to write some comedy recently and someone at my record company said, you know what you should do is watch Adam and Joe.
So I got his address and I'm gonna send him a tape of some of our stuff.
Don't get too involved.
Why not?
He's a genius.
He's a genius.
Anyway, listen, I had a great night, but I should have left, like, as soon as the whole thing finished.
Instead, I went to the after-show party bit, and that's always a mistake.
Everyone was just steaming, and it was two hours of pointless drinking that I really could have done without.
And do you remember when we got asked, um, by this record company to help out with a Turing Breaks video?
Yeah.
So basically what the deal was, just before we went to Japan, someone from Turing Breaks record company asked if we'd help them out with this video.
It was set in a private jet and it was all shots of the band looking out of the window and singing the song, intercut with shots of the kind of crazy passengers you'd expect to see on a soft indie rock plane.
So anyway, so far so boring.
They put subtitles on it.
you know, just, uh, to show what the people in the video were actually thinking.
And they wanted us to rewrite the subtitles.
Yeah, cause they were very lame.
Yeah.
But we only had a night to do it, like one night.
Yeah, they didn't, you, well, I didn't do it, you did it.
Well, we were supposed to both do it, but you, you were busy.
Otherwise engaged.
Yeah.
In watching telly.
In watching telly.
So, anyway, I dashed off a few things and, you know, I did my best and stuff.
And you start telling me you, they used them.
Well, um, this lady came up at the party and she was introduced to me as this woman from the record company.
This is Tina from blah, blah, blah.
And she said, oh yeah, you remember those captions you did for the Cheering Breaks video?
So I said, yeah, yeah.
She said, yeah, yeah, they were absolute crap.
You know?
And she said, I mean, you know, I know you only had a day to do them, but they were rubbish.
So I got really angry.
And I just, you know, we never got paid or anything.
And I just thought, what?
You are the stupidest, rudest woman in the world coming up to me and like choosing to be rude to me about a favour that we did you.
What if she's listening?
I don't care.
If she's listening, you're an idiot and you can come in here and I'll... What if they were rubbish?
Well, I'll give you a few examples, you can decide.
I think they might have been rubbish.
They were a bit, they weren't totally genius.
Anyway, what are you putting down my things for as well?
I'm just being devil's advocate.
You're not, you're being a jerk.
So listen, there was, one of them was a beardy man eating, maybe I shouldn't read them out, they're not very good.
They'll just be rubbish.
Yeah, they will, won't they?
But anyway, that's not the point.
She was just so... you know, it just wound me up so much.
It totally ruined my... Sounds like she was impolite.
And she said, um... I said, well, maybe you're crap at your job.
And she said, well, I'm not.
Anyway, you don't know about my job.
I know about what you do.
And those things were absolute rubbish.
You know what?
The man who wrote Life of Pi is right.
Drinking is degrading.
Well, you're saying it was all because I was drunk.
Yeah, you were drunk, she was drunk, drinking's degrading.
I was absolutely sober, she was- You were probably drunk when you wrote the lines as well.
Well, if anyone from Turing Break's record company wants a favour in future, they can eat themselves.
I'll do it.
Yeah, that's the Dub Pistols, you're listening to XFM, uh, London's 104.9, I'm Adam Buxton.
And I'm Joe Cornish.
So do you think I went off the rails a bit there, Joe?
No, well no, I think you're right to be, uh, this is Adam was just telling us that somebody came up and said that some work he did for them was rubbish.
When he'd done it for them as a favour.
But there's various variables in this equation, your work might have been rubbish.
Yeah, not the point, because it was a favour for which I didn't get paid.
So your point is that if someone does a favour, if you do a favour for someone, even if you do it really badly, it is not right for them to call you on it.
Uh, well, kind of, yeah.
Yeah.
You just don't... A, this wasn't the case.
It's an interesting question.
A, this wasn't the case because I didn't think it was bad.
B, if you do something for someone, uh, you know, and you don't even know them, and, okay, so they don't end up using it, you don't go up to them and say, yeah, that was rubbish, because that's just rude.
It's just part basic rudeness.
Are you not convinced?
No, no, I'm convinced.
I'm convinced.
You know, I just would, I'm not sure about carrying out a vendetta against her on the radio.
Do you know the definition of a vendetta?
This isn't a vendetta.
I'm just basically saying that it was rude and that's what happened to me at the Q Awards.
I didn't mention her name or anything.
Well, no, but you've got that big picture of her and that picture of her house and the plans and the knives.
Oh, I know where she lives and I will find her.
If that's what you mean.
You know what's something that got me this week?
What?
Do you know this phrase, ego surfing?
No.
Ego surfing is when you surf for your own name.
Oh yeah.
Everyone does that.
I do that a lot.
You're the UK ego surfing champ.
I'm the king of ego surfing.
So I was ego surfing, I found an interview we'd done for a student magazine, CMU Online, and they're big fans of us.
It was with you actually, not an interview with me.
And they referred to, they were a big fan of the show, they referred to our shock video series where we voice over pornographic footage.
They referred to it, watching it, as like swallowing a wasp.
Well, that just doesn't mean anything.
Yeah, it does.
It means that for a fan of the Adam and Jo show, it was incredibly painful.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, Joe, you tend to misinterpret things quite a lot, because I don't know why you just... Can't misinterpret swallowing a wasp.
That's not good in any way, is it?
Might be.
Unless it's chocolate covered.
An exotic snack.
I suppose so.
Anyway, I don't mind about it.
I don't care.
I'm happy.
They're right.
It is rubbish.
Hooray!
It's genius.
Oh, it's a lovely Saturday.
Here's some lovely music.
that's the delays and that's the the singles called for a long time coming the fourth single from the Southampton four-piece they're signed to rough trade a debut album follows in the new year and they're on tour with the sleepy Jackson so you'll get to see them if you were our competition winner this week Vaughan I think you're gonna be seeing the delays on Tuesday at the Astoria
You're listening to Adam and Joe on XFM, filling in for Ricky and Stephen.
Uh, coming up after the break, we're gonna be getting into Ditches in the Dock, I think, or very soon, anyway.
Um, Joe, are you okay there?
I'm not involved in this, Link.
No, well, you could be, see, if you wanted to.
Well, no, it was just gonna be a short- a short one.
Yeah, well, it is now.
XFM.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooh-wee!
Let me tell you what they say when I'm pulling up my drawers.
When I'm pulling up my drawers... What's wrong with that?
Well, when... Let me tell you what they... Let me tell you what they say when I'm pulling up my drawers.
What do they say?
Ooh-wee!
What's happening there?
Well, he's finished.
What?
Making, doing the thing that made them say ooo-wee.
Doing a wee?
No, yeah, probably.
Ooo-wee!
Anyway.
So the girls are just excited by the wee.
Yeah, well they are.
Ooo, look at that wee!
That was Mark Ronson and Ghostface Killer.
That is a great record, I really like that record.
Good.
It's got a lovely little ding-dong bell in it and fantastic strings and great rapping.
Oh, the rapping is brilliant.
The rapping on that record.
It's so nicely rapped.
It was amazing.
Okay, so this music means that it's Diddy's in the Dock time.
Yeah, Diddy's in the Dock.
It's time for a bad-tempered face-off between me and Joe about the only track that we're allowed to choose to play this week.
We have to sell you, the listeners, our records.
We don't play your sample from the record.
Nothing as easy as that.
We have to use words and our powers of persuasion to get you to vote for our choice.
So, who wants to go first this week?
I don't mind, man.
Okay, I will let you go first.
I usually go first.
Well, okay, I'll go first then.
Okay, go first.
I thought you said you didn't mind.
Go first.
Do it, man.
What do you got?
What do you got?
Okay, so, today I've got a track from, uh, Rock and Roll Music's Greatest Secret, and they are called Spoon.
They're a band from Austin, Texas, and they are fantastic.
They've had about three albums out, and this is a track from their latest album, Kill the Moonlight.
and it is only one and a half minutes long.
It's called, You Gotta Feel It, and it's a total peach.
Um, it's brilliant, stripped down, piece of pop genius that sounds like nothing else around at the moment, uh, even though it's a fairly straightforward song.
I guarantee you won't, uh, dislike it, and even better, you will be propelled into the fantastic world of Spoon, a place that I guarantee you need to be.
Joe, what are you gonna choose?
I thought you were trying a bit too hard there with Spoon.
Yeah, just shut up and what do you... Basically, you know you've lost.
Spoon.
We tried to keep these ditties in the docks secret earlier.
We tried to hide what records we'd be playing.
But then the producer left my ditty in the docks.
No, he left Spoon out on the deck.
And so it was... The gaff was blown.
So listen, this is a man in trouble already.
I haven't even got to my pitch.
In trouble.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Spoon.
Are you ready?
Go on, Spoon.
My choice for Ditty in the Dock, Joe's choice for Ditty in the Dock, Joe, Joe, Joe's choice for Ditty in the Dock, is from the video game PaRappa the Rapper.
Everybody loves PaRappa the Rapper.
Spoon.
And it's a fantastic song called Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap.
And if you've never played PaRappa the Rapper, then it'll mean nothing to you.
It's just a really, really good fun song.
But if you have played PaRappa the Rapper, you'll remember it's the one that goes kick, punch, it's all in the mind.
If you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find the things that I'll teach you, it's hard to beat you, and that sort of stuff.
is really wicked!
And, uh, God, and, no, it's really good.
And, and, it's PaRappa the Rapper, Chop Chop Master Onions Rap.
And, and, when it wins, because it's clearly going to win, uh, when it wins, you can punch along to it.
If you're with a friend, you can punch them and kick them and beat them up to the sound of this song.
So vote for Chop Chop Master Onions Rap from PaRappa the Rapper.
Video game music, come on!
The number to call is 0870- PaRappa the Rapper.
800-1234.
08700-800-1234.
Just call that number and say PaRappa the Rapper.
We're gonna take the first five calls and the best of five will be played.
And you either say PaRappa or Spoon.
Spoon or PaRappa, we'll ask you.
Just basically say PaRappa the Rapper.
Spoon.
Spoon.
Call up and say PaRappa the Rapper.
08700-800-1234.
PaRappa the Rapper.
Chop-chop-chop, Master Onions Rapper.
Chop-chop-chop.
It's Ditties in the Dock.
Okie dokie, we're gonna take the first five calls just to remind you again, Joe voted for... I didn't vote for, I'm asking the listeners to vote for PaRappa the Rapper with... Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap.
And I'm encouraging people to vote for Spoon, the best band you're gonna hear this day or any other.
We only get to play one of them, you guys make the choice.
We've got five callers lined up.
It's the best of five.
I'm not gonna chat to you guys on the phone, so please don't get offended.
I am, though.
I'm gonna steam right the way through.
You're not, Joe.
Where's the two of us on this show, right?
Yeah, but we have to steam through this part, alright?
So, caller one, uh, is it Parappa or Spoon?
Caller one, Parappa or Spoon?
Parappa.
Parappa, one vote for Parappa.
Caller two, is it Parappa or Spoon?
Spoon, Spoon, Spoon, Spoon, Spoon.
Nice.
Caller three, Parappa or Spoon?
Caller 3, Parappa or Spoon?
Come on, Caller 3.
Parappa, definitely.
Yeah, Caller 3, definitely, yeah.
Okay.
2-1 to Parappa.
I need another one for Spoon, please, please, please.
Come on, Parappa.
Caller 4, is it Parappa or Spoon?
Spoon.
Nice!
No, don't be silly.
It's 2-1, it's 2-1.
This is the decider!
Okay, here we go for the decider.
Caller 5, is it Parappa or Spoon?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Please be Parappa.
Caller 5.
Please be Parappa.
Parappa.
Yes!
Yeah, oh, you made such a good choice.
Listeners, I love you.
They hit each other, not violently, but with joy, when you hear the fantastic sounds of Chop Chop Master.
This is a great day for XFM.
It's a great day for Britain.
It's a great day for Parappa the Rapper.
Joe, two people on the show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you've lost.
So, yeah, but you've lost.
So, at the moment, there's only one.
So, let's hear it.
Parappa the Rapper.
Yeah.
Punch your soul in the mind if you wanna test me I'm sure you're finding the things I'll teach ya, sure I'll teach ya Nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher Now kick!
Kick!
Punch!
Punch!
Jump!
Tap!
Block!
Block!
Once more now kick!
Don't get cocky, it's gonna be rocky We're gonna move down to the next jockey Now jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Turn!
Turn!
Pause!
Pause!
Jump!
Jump!
Pause!
Pause!
Jump!
Jump!
And turn!
Turn!
Yeah, I see you're getting better Keep to the limit in order to get an outkick
Come on now, why don't you follow my work?
Because we're almost done, I'll make it easier for us I wanna see if you wanna see, what it means to be the man With a master plan, are you the man now?
Come on, here we go now!
No, it hasn't finished!
Kick, punch, block Kick, punch, block Block, block, block Chop, kick, block
Block, turn and kick it.
I'll turn and kick you if... Block, turn and kick it.
Hey, we haven't completed the level yet.
We certainly have.
Come on.
I can't believe it.
Listeners of XFM, come on.
It's always... Come on, Adam, you like this game.
I do like this game.
And you like this song.
When I bought it, first time we were in Tokyo, I bought this with you in mind.
I thought, hey, that'll be a good track that Adam and I can really enjoy listening to together.
No, you didn't.
And I did!
When it comes down to a choice between that and Spoon, I'm afraid...
The right choice has been made.
The right choice was not made.
Well done, listeners.
Well, listen, uh, okay, fair enough, you know, I-I concede defeat.
Uh, I enjoyed Rapper the Rapper, but it wasn't better than Spoon, and I do encourage you out there to go and purchase pretty much any Spoon album, and I'll tell you, it'll be the best thing you've bought all year.
A series of sneaks I can particularly recommend.
You're listening to Adam and Jo on XFM, filling in for Ricky and Stephen, uh, who are gonna be back with you guys at the beginning of November.
But we're here, sorry, for the next three weeks or so.
Regular exposure to insecticide has caused me to...
Everything wanna be irie.
That's Finlay Quay and Dice.
Did we establish whether it was Quay or Key?
Nobody really knows.
Sorry, nobody really knows.
I think it's Quay.
Okay, well there you go.
So that's pretty much it for this week from Adam and Jo.
Oh, that flew by, didn't it?
Yeah, you know, a little bit of recrimination, a bit of bitterness, a bit of jealousy, some resentment.
Hey, none coming from this side of the desk, sister.
Yeah, you wish, man.
Oh, you see, there it is again.
You are so annoying.
My hands are clean.
Um, anyway, listen, just take a look in the mirror, uh... Who are you talking to now?
You.
And, um, before next week, sort yourself out.
Come on, grumpy.
What are you gonna watch on telly tonight, to cheer you up?
What am I gonna watch?
Uh, probably I'm gonna watch The Matrix Reloaded, which I got on DVD.
Really?
I bought that as well.
It's gonna be rubbish though, isn't it?
I've s- well, have you not seen it?
Nah, I've been waiting.
Well, it's probably better to watch on DVD than it is in the cinema where you can't leave, switch it off, fast forward or eat proper food.
I'm looking forward to all the extras and the making of.
Why?
Because I like those things, man.
I like seeing people squirm and try and take seriously some huge pile of dog muck they've created.
Did you know one of the directors, one of the Wachowski brothers is- is a transvestite?
Dresses as a woman.
And he really wanted to- and he calls himself Jenny or something, and he really wanted to be credited as like Jenny Wachowski on the film, but the other brother had to really struggle to- this is all a sort of a- it's a bit of a sort of street myth.
Not an urban myth, a street myth.
I think it's true though.
I think it's true as well.
Maybe even, uh, maybe even a, um, transsexual, I think.
I'll tell you what I saw this week, Underworld.
How was that?
Oh.
Kate Beckinsale kicking and punching.
Oh, oh, oh, and it made the Matrix look, it was so derivative of the Matrix, made the Matrix look like, um, look like Citizen Kane.
Oh, Citizen Kane.
Yes, the best film ever made.
Best film ever made, yeah.
Uh, Underworld is reprehensible rubbish.
Well, I wouldn't have gone to see that.
It's not the XFM film of the month, is it?
It's bound to be.
No, it's not.
Why did you, why did you go and see that, man?
I'm bored.
You must have been bored.
So, are you gonna be watching Air America?
Uh, no, I've never seen Air America.
Well, don't bother.
It's got the dreadful Mel Gibson.
Howard, you're sounding like your dad.
I know, I know.
More and more like your dad every day.
It's true.
Well, I am his son.
I'm slowly growing.
What are you looking forward to?
Come on, we want something that you're gonna be excited.
Apart from The Matrix, people who can't get Region 1 DVDs ahead of time, like Fancy Pants Buxton.
Well, it's out next week, isn't it?
Yeah, but it's not out tonight.
What can people watch tonight?
Okay, tonight you can watch Married to the Mob.
Uh, that's a Jonathan Demme film, which- That's your pick.
Well, I don't know, but- We just want one thing, come on, bang!
Okay, Beck, live at Brixton Academy, 2.55 AM.
On ITV.
Didn't we- is that the gig we went to?
Yeah, yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, the acoustics were awful when you were there.
They might be better on telly, actually.
Well, they'd be great on telly.
What are you picking?
What am I picking?
I don't know.
Meet the Applegates?
Uh, no, well I'm picking the Fame Academy final.
Ricky laughs.
Uh, just because, I'm not interested, I was a big fan of Peter.
The stopey indie kid.
Stopey?
The stopey indie kid.
It's like, is that an Indian race?
The stopey Indians?
The stopeys, yeah.
Only because he was just, you know, amazing.
Yeah.
Do you not like the young pixie lesbian lady?
Um, yeah, I do.
I think she's gonna be the British Avril Lavigne.
Navigne.
Mmm.
Anyway, that's pretty much it for us for this week.
We could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on, but we're being stopped.
Come round, uh, say hello, take us for a drink, and we'll go on and on and on.
Three o'clock outside XFM in Leicester Square.
Yeah.
We're not busy.
Let's party.
Um, okay, well listen, thanks a lot for listening and thanks for, uh, emailing us and phoning in.
Yeah, thanks for all the emails, especially after we complained we weren't getting enough.
There was a, there was a terrific, uh, wave of emails and thank you very much for everybody who, who sent them in.
I read them all.
And, uh, we'll be with you again this time next week.
Have a good week.
Have a good time, yeah.
Love you, bye!
Bye!